if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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