He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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