Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
we're so committed to being not committed
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The ass gains better be worth it
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