I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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