the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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