Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.