So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Im part way to drunk.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize