It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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