So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize