I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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