Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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