I just made out with a guy for $7.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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