Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
