Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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