whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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