Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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