About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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