so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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