how can u be prego again
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Come on in and take your pants off
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