we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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