The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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