youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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