If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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