i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish i was in the wii world.
nutella sex= disaster
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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