It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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