Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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