Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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