It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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