He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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