I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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