Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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