is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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