Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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