New invention idea: vibrating tampons
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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