Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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