There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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