Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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