Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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