As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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