It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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what are you doing with your life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's rum buckets o'clock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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