haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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