His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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