but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
This baby is an asshole
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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