their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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