i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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