i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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