Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
