I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i dont even know how to be here
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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