Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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