apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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