Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
please don't ironically join a cult
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