In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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