her facebook's as public as her vagina
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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