i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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