wrigley field is MILF paradise
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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