She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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