I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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